Okay. There's probably no such thing (at least in the rural South). But there are things you can do to head off these pesky and potentially dangerous critters.
Right now is the time to walk over your yard and look for possible mosquito breeding grounds. Mosquitoes love dark, damp environments and any standing water. Look for anything that might hold water. Flower pots, bird baths, old tires, toys, water bowls for pets and low spots in the yard that take a long time to dry up are havens for mosquito larvae.
Store away things like buckets and wheelbarrows or turn them upside down. Low spots in the yard should be drained or filled in. Water containers that are necessary should be filled with fresh water at least once a week.
Gutters that are full of leaves hold moisture, and mosquitoes love them--especially if they are shaded in any way. This is one of many reasons to clean gutters at least once a year.
Another trouble spot is dense growing vegetation such as "monkey grass." These plants, commonly used as borders in flower beds, grow thick and close to the ground. When combined with a little shade, they make an excellent breeding ground for mosquitoes. Try cutting these back or undercutting the edges to promote dry air flow.
As the season grows closer, I'm sure the city governments and street departments will do all they can to control the mosquito population, but they will accomplish little without the efforts of the citizens and landowners. This is further complicated by the acres and acres of wooded areas and fields that would be impossible to treat. With a little wind, a mosquito can travel quite far.
Your best defense is personal protection, as we mentioned last week, with products containing repellents such as DEET. You can effectively protect small outdoor areas by burning citronella candles, using yellow bug lights (now available in LED), or positioning fans to create air flow that will push away mosquitoes and other flying insects.
There's a lot to look forward to this summer. Just be prepared for the pests, and remember, help is just around the corner at your local hardware store.